News

Happy 74th Birthday Chuck Norris

Happy 74th Birthday Chuck Norris

NO BODY MESSES WITH WALKER: Chuck Norris turns 74 today! Photo: Associated Press

The martial arts superstar has spawned hundreds of legends. Some of them – all of them(?) – true, some of them just hilarious. Here’s our top 6 Chuck Norris “facts” you can use to impress your friends on his 74th birthday.

AP101202031379
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.


AP061102040732
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.


AP97010107005
Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.


AP061030028247
Chuck Norris doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


AP061018020703
Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter, he’s already following you.


AP81407618489
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Recent Headlines

in Music

Ed Sheeran lands role in ‘gruesome’ new show

Fresh
edsheeran

The "Thinking Out Loud" hitmaker has landed a role in a top-secret TV pilot.

in Music

Billy Joel marries pregnant girlfriend on Independence Day

Fresh
billyjoel

The "Piano Man" is a married man.

in Entertainment

Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis are officially married

Fresh
milakunisashtonkutcher

The "That '70s Show" stars are officially Mr. and Mrs. after a top-secret weekend wedding.

in Entertainment

‘Jurassic World’ roars to top of July 4th weekend box office

Fresh
16-overlay

The blockbuster is now the the fourth-highest-grossing movie in American history.